Life in 140 Characters or Fewer

The old less vs. fewer conundrum. #sticklersunite

In case the title and opening line didn't make it painfully obvious, I've decided that the easiest way to update the blog today is to have a little Twitter crossover. It's been quite a crazy few weeks for us so often, little updates are the best.

Parents like this give the rest of us a bad rep. This is why we can't have nice things! http://t.co/foNxjlhZsI
— Bryony Dick (@beginningbryony) January 30, 2014

Is it me or does burping a baby feel like russian roulette with vomit?
— Charlie N Andy (@HowToBeADad) January 29, 2014

Back in my happy place...the gym! Yes, I'm a bit weird like that.
— Bryony Dick (@beginningbryony) February 1, 2014

#sarahandduck the first rule of octagon club is that you don't talk about octagon club. (We've done too much telly watching today!) #mumlife
— Bryony Dick (@beginningbryony) February 2, 2014

How long is it acceptable to keep your kid in the same pair of pyjamas? And do I get leniency for being in A&E last night? #mumlife
— Bryony Dick (@beginningbryony) February 2, 2014

I get stupidly excited to have a lunch where both boys nap so I can use both hands to do things. Some days I greatly envy octopuses.
— Bryony Dick (@beginningbryony) February 4, 2014

Worst parking job: the lady with a 4-week-old and a toddler who has just announced a need to find a toilet. And yes, that was me. #mumlife
— Bryony Dick (@beginningbryony) February 4, 2014

I have seen my life reflected back at me and I am Tom Hiddleston. I have this exact convo with Ethan EVERY DAY! http://t.co/f6vBrn3pYo
— Bryony Dick (@beginningbryony) February 4, 2014

Crying baby in the car? Play Mika at deafening volume...who knew T was such a fan!? Quieted him in 30 seconds & saved my sanity. #mumlife
— Bryony Dick (@beginningbryony) February 11, 2014

'E, use your hands, please. Millions of years of evolutionary energy gave you those hands so you could eat your chips with them.' #mumlife
— Bryony Dick (@beginningbryony) February 12, 2014

I question the laws of physics that allow my son to throw up on his own back. Now to wash cheesy milk-vomit off us all... #mumlife
— Bryony Dick (@beginningbryony) February 13, 2014

And now to go get my crying baby...who has cried all morning. Thankfully, I have a heart-shaped box of Recee's cups to fuel me through the day. Happy Valentine's Day to me!