Thursday, December 15, 2011

Open Letter to My Son

Dear Ethan,

yup. What my bedroom curtains were missing was the lovely aroma of baby urine. Thanks for adding that missing ingredient by thoughtfully soaking said curtains during your diaper change today. I mean, hey: anybody can pee on their own clothes. An amateur can even pee on their mom's clothes; but only a pro can take aim and soil the curtains. I salute you, little dude. Peeing that far behind your own head takes stamina. Never let it be said that any kid of mine did things by halves. Way to be a champ...and a little human super soaker.



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