Dear Ridiculous Facebook Apps...

I don't know what fake algorithm you use to compute this "my biggest stalkers" list, but I hereby denounce it as absolute BS. Considering I've been sick in bed for most of the past fortnight, I have better things to do than get on Facebook for hours. And better things to do when I am on Facebook than to check out the page of some 16-year-old hundreds of times. Seriously? As if teenagers are ever that interesting? Not even when I was a teenager did I find teenagers that interesting. Such misguided and overinflated ideas of self-importance should be squashed, not fostered. 


I disapprove.