can we please consider heating the loos? I feel obliged to inform you that:
winter weather
+ a porcelain toilet seat
- indoor heating
______________
a sad frozen bum.
This is a situation that must be remedied. A girl can only squat and hover for so long.
Sincerely,
your newest intern.
PS - making unpaid staff sacrifice warm rears to heat the seat for others is *not* an acceptable option (see: Roald Dahl.)
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