Thursday, October 21, 2010

To Whom It May Concern

Dear Trustees of Jane Austen's House Museum,

can we please consider heating the loos? I feel obliged to inform you that:
winter weather
+ a porcelain toilet seat
- indoor heating
a sad frozen bum.

This is a situation that must be remedied. A girl can only squat and hover for so long.

your newest intern.

PS - making unpaid staff sacrifice warm rears to heat the seat for others is *not* an acceptable option (see: Roald Dahl.)

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