The only saving grace this song has going for it

I have also made a discovery: snowballs are quite violent. Particularly when wielded by brawny baseball players. The sundry snowball fights of Sunday evening apparently took their toll. Since I tend to exercise by the philosophy, "go hard or go home" I assumed that the pain along my ribs on the right back side was just a pulled muscle. Not difficult to assume, really: lots of upper body weights lately. Oh no. Turns out that it's a massive bruise...from a snowball. Wielded by one of the aforementioned brawny baseball players. There's a matching blue-greeny splotch just over my left hip. Also from a snowball. Nice to know, though, that I didn't just weirdly pull a muscle in my back somehow.
And of course, exercise brings along another tangent (which, I promise will yield yet another tangent). The second one first: tangents are a literary art form. Don't believe me? Read Dumas; read Hugo. The art form of the pages-long, or even at times full-chapter-length tangent was brought to its height by 19th century French novelists. Though to be fair others like Emily Bronte did a servicable job as well. Only Dumas could go on for pages at length about the history of so obscure a character like Jacques Seguiers. The Chancellor of the Royal Seals appears in only one chapter of The Three Musketeers, and his entire backstory is given to justify one sentence that Dumas wished to use: "no doubt at that moment Seguier looked for the famous bellrope that was to save him from temptation, but not finding it, he stretched out his hand to the place that the Queen admitted the letter lay." (I also take this moment to point out that I quoted the previous sentence with no help from the book...which I've read now about 25 times since high school.)
The exercise-related tangent was this: I have discovered anew the power of Disney songs in raising one's energy and levels of motivation. The fun-factor of climbing miles-worth of stairs is greatly increased when one can drum along to the beat of such wonderful childhood classics as "Under the Sea", "Kiss the Girl", "Friend Like Me", and "Prince Ali". It's good to switch it up.
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