But none of that for me! I've been Tweeting (the refuge of the blogger too busy to blog, but too convinced of their own wit not to share their quips with the internet) in between all the work and cleaning and running and baby-keeping-alive. I'll share those and frightening photographic evidence of just how much my sons have grown since last I kept a regular schedule of blog posts. Seriously, though: how has it been so long!?
Sometimes the best part of the work day is when the commute lasts long enough to catch David Sedaris on Radio4. #workingmum
— Bryony Dick (@beginningbryony) August 19, 2014
Curly hair is back after doing #MNDIceBucketChallenge earlier! pic.twitter.com/W2KKllsZyO
— Bryony Dick (@beginningbryony) August 20, 2014
Mildly disturbed that the other day at work I un-ironically did the @jimmyfallon @jtimberlake hashtag hand-sign when teaching about Twitter.
— Bryony Dick (@beginningbryony) August 21, 2014
Golly. Every day leaving work so far! @SoVeryBritish RT: The horror: "Goodbye... Oh, you're also leaving in this direction..."
— Bryony Dick (@beginningbryony) August 25, 2014
Motherhood win-failing: went to get the 8-mo-old up from his nap to find he'd been sleeping under dirty dishes from breakfast. #dontask
— Bryony Dick (@beginningbryony) August 27, 2014
Today's latest weird phobia?
[As I take cinnamon bun dough from the bread-maker]
Toddler: I think I don't want to be scared, Mummy.
#mumlife
— Bryony Dick (@beginningbryony) September 1, 2014
"Hello, best friend. We should do hugging and be happy." I love that this is how my 3-yr-old greets random kids at the library. #mumlife
— Bryony Dick (@beginningbryony) September 3, 2014
Not sure which has me more stressed this morning: waiting on late work emails for tomorrow or trying to whip egg whites into stiff peaks.
— Bryony Dick (@beginningbryony) September 16, 2014
Sign you've watched too much kids' TV with your sons? Yelling at the TV when the presenter consistently mispronounces the word "penguin".
— Bryony Dick (@beginningbryony) September 18, 2014
Pretty sure that lady on the Tube yesterday thought I was insane when weeping w/laughter over an episode of Meet David Sedaris...
— Bryony Dick (@beginningbryony) September 18, 2014
We're working on our smiley faces for pictures. I've got another cheese ball on my hands. http://t.co/9SyCn4vPUD
— Bryony Dick (@beginningbryony) September 19, 2014
My sister is now sending me work haikus...
Organize receipts
For paper gods in Accounts
Oh shit--one's missing
— Bryony Dick (@beginningbryony) September 19, 2014
Work has been brilliant. Who knew you could do the whole historian gig as a freelancer? Well, as a stroke of luck would have it: you can! So I've spent a few weeks going to east London to teach workshops on archives, genealogical research, and WWI. I fully admit to feeling all grown up (thus negating any true semblance of adulthood) when all the little tweens called me "Miss" the other day as they excitedly shouted over each other in a desperate bid to show me the results of their research. You have not enjoyed teaching until you honestly hear a 12-year-old give a disappointed sigh at the end of class only to announce, "Now I'll have to look up Hitler at home..."
Also, I've read some lovely books lately, which I must gush over in more detail. Consider the Fork is the all-around winner, though The Little Coffee Shop of Kabul was fun, if chic-lit-like, and The Girl Who Saved the King of Sweden was hilariously sympathetic.
Some day, I will manage to do all of these things with greater balance. I will schedule longer runs, I'll bake with Ethan, and get Tristan to sit through more than one book at bedtime. Perhaps more freelance projects will come along, and maybe - just maybe - I'll even get to have a date night with the Husband! Hey: a girl can dream...
So good to see you, Bryony!! I guess it has been awhile - I didn't realize you were working (besides all the work involved in taking care of kids and a house!!!).
ReplyDeleteSounds like things are going well!!